The Dog Ate My Homework

More snail mail:

Dear A.P Sherman

On Wednesday 28 March a freight train was derailed in Texas due to high winds and multiple tornadoes. One of the four mail cars affected was carrying copies of the April BBC Music [Magazine]. Regrettably your copy was one of those destroyed. We are extending your subscription by one issue to compensate you.

Our apologies for the unfortunate incident and thanks for your understanding.