Stick those Nimrod planes back together again!

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The Onion mocks its own advertisers

American Apparel often advertises on the back page of The Onion. Now the Onion is biting back.

The models, who range in age from 18 to 22 but appear to be 12 to 14, were taken to an emergency safehouse where they were given food, clothing, and access to soap. Officials said they were conducting tests to determine whether the girls were subjected to brainwashing during their captivity.

For a good account of American Apparel's strange business practices read here.

Nicolas Sarkozy after a few drinks at the G8 conference

He'd been meeting with Putin and it looks like they had more than a swift half.

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