The BBC has made a
Doctor Who script available online. Nowadays we get everything, DVD features,
Doctor Who Confidential, is there no mystery left? It is fascinating to read a script. I loved
Adventures in the Screen Trade. Here is the worst scene of the series so far:
MARTHA
...what did you do?
THE DOCTOR
Increased the radiation by 5000%.
Killed him dead.
MARTHA
But.. isn't that gonna kill you?
THE DOCTOR
Naah, it's only Rontgen radiation,
we used to play with Rontgen bricks
in the nursery. It's safe for you
to come out, I've absorbed it all.
Martha steps out, still staring, as the Doctor begins to
shake and shudder, a little twitching dance -
...all I need to do is expel it,
say, if I concentrate and shift
the radiation out of my body and
into one spot - say, my left shoe -
And his little dance is focusing on his left foot -
THE DOCTOR (CONT'D)
Ooh! Ah! There we go, easy does
it! Out, out, out, ooh, that
itches, ow, ouch, hold on
And he whips off his shoe (and sock, all in one), shoves
it in a yellow-plastic lined waste/sharps bin
THE DOCTOR (CONT'D)
Done!
MARTHA
You're completely mad.
THE DOCTOR
You're right, I look daft with one
shoe.
And he whips off his right shoe & sock, bins them.
THE DOCTOR (CONT'D)
Barefoot on the Moon!